Sometimes you need to look no further than the headline of a story to get the jist of what's going on. For more complicated matters, it's always best to take the time to keep yourself fully informed. But in this business, I amuse myself by searching out the weird of the world - some of which I share on air. Some are so descriptive and funny that imagination fills in the blanks. Here are some examples: Man arrested after picking his butt, then picking a fight with state trooper. It's just as disgusting as you can imagine and didn't end well for the guy. Man steals credit card, signs purchases as "thief". It's like a cry for help - "please catch me." OK, one more: Naked, bike-riding Florida man allegedly steals butt-less underwear from adult novelties store. Apparently this guy is well known for this and yes, he's from FLA. He was arrested for the theft as well as indecent exposure but give him credit for at least attempting to "cover up" a little and still leave his butt hanging out. I mean let's meet the guy half way. If you've enjoyed these, I'll look for & bring you more in later blogs so watch this space and hey, let's be careful out there.