Joke of the Week (80)

Wednesday, 03 October 2018 10:26

Joke Of The Day 10.2.18

Terry Dillon of Stow sent in this one! 


Friday, 03 August 2018 10:19

Joke Of The Day 8/2/18

Our joke today is from Wayne Mason. 


Friday, 25 May 2018 12:14

Joke Of The Week 5/21-25

The joke of the week & the winner of a Jeff & Sandra sweatshirt from the Klaben Auto Stores is Debbie Stacks! 


Thursday, 01 March 2018 09:18

Joke Of The Day 3/1/18

Today's joke is from one who shall not be named.... we're no narks!

Wednesday, 13 September 2017 09:21

Best of

Thursday, 31 August 2017 11:48

Joke of the Week 8/31/17

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An early Joke of the Week thanks to Nadine Hupp of Massillon -- and we think it might be a joke of the decade!

A teacher asked her 3rd grade class to name things that end in "tor "and that also eat things. The first little boy said "alligator."

"Very good, Tony, that's a big word" the teacher replied. The second little boy said "predator."

"Yes, that's another big word, Alan. Very good!" the teacher noted.

Little Johnny raised his hand and said "vibrator."

After nearly falling off her chair, the teacher said "that's a big word, Johnny, but it doesn't eat anything."

Johnny says "well, my mother has one and she says it eats damn batteries like there's no tomorrow."


Friday, 18 August 2017 12:19

Joke Of the Week 8/18

Joke of the Week and the $25 Speedway gift card from Klaben Auto goes to Dave Ferrell.

The 86 year old man walked into the crowded waiting room and approached the front desk. The receptionist greeted him and asked why he was there.

"To see the doctor," he explained, "because there's something wrong with my penis."

She became irritated and berated him for using such language in a crowded waiting room and speaking so loudly.

"Why not," the elderly man replied. "You asked me what was wrong and I answered!"

She scolded him. "Now you've embarrassed the entire room full of people. You should have said something was wrong with your ear, and discussed the problem in private with the doctor."

At this point, the man toddled out of the room, waited several minutes, and returned. The receptionist smiled and asked "can I help you?"

"Yes," the man said. "There's something wrong with my ear."

The receptionist nodded approvingly and said "what's wrong with your ear, sir?"

"I can't pee out of it," he answered.

Friday, 25 August 2017 12:17

Joke Of The Week 8/25

Joke of the Week snagged by Sharon Tylka of Shreve for the Klaben Auto's $25 gift card from Speedway.

It takes 7 seconds for food to pass from your mouth to your stomach.

A human hair can hold almost 6 ½ pounds.

The length of a man’s "you know what" is three times the length of his thumb.

The femur is as hard as concrete.

A women's heart beats faster than a man’s.

Women blink 2 times as much as men.

We use 300 muscles to keep our balance when we stand.

A woman has listened to this entire joke. A man is still measuring his thumb.

Friday, 11 August 2017 10:07

Joke of the Week 8/11/17

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From Anonymous, but they SHOULD take credit for this one for the $25 Speedway gift card from Klaben Auto!

A little boy and girl are playing in a sandbox.

The little boy has to go to take a pee and he was told by his mother to always be polite and don't talk about private matters in public.

At first he holds it in for a little while because he does not know what to say to the little girl to excuse himself.

Then he remembers what his mom had said at the restaurant to excuse herself from the table. So he turns to the little girl and says "Will you excuse me I have to go powder my nose."

With that he leaps out of the sandbox and runs to the washroom.

When he comes back the little girl looks up at him and asks "Did you powder your nose?"

"Yes," replied the little boy, stepping back into the sandbox.

"Well then" says the little girl, "You'd better close your compact because your lipstick is hanging out!"


Friday, 04 August 2017 09:51

Joke of the Week 8/4/17

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Long distance laughs for the Joke of the Week from Tony of Sylvania, snagging that Speedway gift card from Klaben!

A Browns fan walks out of a sports bar to find a little boy playing with a pile of dog poop.

Curious the Brows fan asks “what are you doing with that dog poop?"

The boy responds: “I’m molding a Bengals fan."

About that time a Steelers fan comes out of the bar. The Browns fan says, “Hey,ask that boy what he is making out of that dog poop!"

The Steelers fan asks, “Well, what are ya makin?"

The boy responds "I'm making a Bengals fan."

The Steelers fan asks "why are you making a Bengals fan out of dog poop?"

The boy responds "because I don't have enough poop here to make a Steelers fan."


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