An early Joke of the Week thanks to Nadine Hupp of Massillon -- and we think it might be a joke of the decade!
A teacher asked her 3rd grade class to name things that end in "tor "and that also eat things. The first little boy said "alligator."
"Very good, Tony, that's a big word" the teacher replied. The second little boy said "predator."
"Yes, that's another big word, Alan. Very good!" the teacher noted.
Little Johnny raised his hand and said "vibrator."
After nearly falling off her chair, the teacher said "that's a big word, Johnny, but it doesn't eat anything."
Johnny says "well, my mother has one and she says it eats damn batteries like there's no tomorrow."