The Klaben Auto Works package goes to Denny Henke of Akron:
It was a rough season for the Cincinnati Bengals but after they beat the Ravens, Bengal Bob (Bengal Betty's half-brother) went to a "Who Dey" party and ended up getting totally wasted.
A couple of days later he noticed 3 rings around his you know what. This got him pretty scared so he went to the doctor. The doctor ordered tests.
Five days later, the doctor called and said, "Bengal Bob...I have good news and some bad news."
Bengal Bob said, "What's the good news?"
The doctor said, "The red ring is lipstick."
Bengal Bob asked "OMG, what is the bad news?"
The doctor responded "the other two are chewing tobacco!"