This Joke of the Week comes from Tom Bartholomy if Ravenna:
My wife packed my bags today after finding out that I had a one night stand with another woman. "I want you to get out the house," she screamed! I said, "please, can we at least talk about it first?"
"Go on, I'm listening," she replied.
I then sat down, took a deep breath and said, "..It was the most amazing experience of my entire life..."