This joke from Ron Cogan was good enough to earn Joke Of The Week!
Thanks to Tom Bruce for this one.
Today's joke comes from Joe Duncan of Uniontown.
Katie Ross of Akron sent us this one...
Today's joke comes from Jim Gibson.
These two boys from the Humane Society of Summit County are looking for their forever homes today!
What a beautiful color Carol the cat is! His personality is a hit at the shelter. He will often call out for attention and he will come right out of his cage to make friends. He seems to like other cats and he would be a great fit for people and families of all ages.
Otis is a 1-2 year old Collie mix that weighs 60 pounds. Otis is a happy boy who is looking for a family to call his very own! This handsome boy loves to play with toys of all kinds and soak up all the pets he can get! He gets along well with other dogs and would do best in a home with older children. Otis and Carol are hoping you stop down to meet them today, or call 1-888-LUV-THEM
Joke of the Week winner is Joe Immler of Akron. He wins The Works from The Klaben Auto Stores in Kent!! Here's his joke:
A Navy fighter pilot had to crash land his plane on a carrier. It was quite a wreck and he woke up a week later in the hospital, in severe pain. He found himself in the ICU with tubes and IV drips in both arms, a breathing mask, and wires monitoring every function and a nurse hovering over him. It was obvious he was in a life threatening situation.
The nurse gave him a serious look, straight into his eyes.
Knowing he was not only a fighter pilot but a sailor,she spoke to him softly and slowly,enunciating each word:
"You may not feel anything from the waist down."
Somehow he managed to mumble in reply, "OK then,
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After 4 years with the Akron Beacon Journal/Ohio.com, Craig joined Rubber City Radio Group in 2014 as an Account Executive representing 97.5 WONE and 1590 WAKR. He has a B.S. in Computer Science from Ohio University with minors in Business Administration and Interpersonal Communication. He also has a diploma from the Ohio Center for Broadcasting, which is now Ohio Media School. Craig’s most prominent professional attributes include his professionalism, integrity, comfort with technology, customer service, and ability to build lasting relationships. He networks regularly with various local and civic organizations, which includes the Greater Akron Chamber of Commerce and the Cuyahoga Falls Chamber of Commerce. When he’s not representing his radio stations, “Mad Dog” Madrin is the voice of the Akron Racers, University of Akron Volleyball, and MCs various local events and fundraisers throughout the year. Contact me by e-mail at This email address is being protected from spambots. You need JavaScript enabled to view it. or by phone at (330)869-9800 X 132.