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Jeff Kinzbach in the Morning (239)

Wednesday, 26 February 2014 09:29

Cedric

 

 

Cedric is a 2 year old Pit Bull mix that weighs about 50 pounds. He already knows sit, down, shake and high 5 and is eager to learn so much more. He is an energetic and sweet boy that would do well with an active family. He gets along well with other dogs but will need a home with no cats. If you think that Cedric may be a match for you and your family stop in and meet this handsome boy today!

Wednesday, 19 February 2014 09:31

Pedro

 

Pedro is a 12 year old 4-paw declaw that arrived a month ago after his owner passed away. He is adjusting to shelter life, but can’t wait to belong to a family again. He would do best in a home with no dogs and has potential with the right cat, although would also love having the whole kingdom to himself. He LOVES catnip and enjoys playing with toys. At 12 years old this golden boy still has a lot of playful kitten left in him, but soon winds down and loves getting some pets and TLC. Pedro is hoping his golden years are the best years yet!

Wednesday, 19 February 2014 09:30

Creed

 

 

Creed is a 3 year old Akita / Lab mix that weighs about 60 pounds. This smarty pants already knows sit, down, shake, high 5 and stay! He loves to play with toys and will spit the ball out at you to play fetch again and again! He has a pretty easy-going personality and walks well on a leash. He has potential with the right dog and would do best in a home with older children. If you think that Creed is actually what you need to complete your family, stop in and meet this handsome man today!

Monday, 17 February 2014 13:28

Snow Blows Winner!

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Congrats to Gene Moore of Kenmore -- Gene, Gene, the SNOW THROWING Machine! Winner of the Snow Blows contest for his prediction of 9.2 inches of snow at the official CAK weather station the first two weeks of February. It's Snapper time thanks to Akron Tractor & Equipment, Inc.!

Wednesday, 12 February 2014 09:32

Corbitt

 

Corbitt is a 4-5 years old Chihuahua mix that weighs about 8 pounds. He is a shy guy that takes some time to warm up with new people and because of this we recommend a home with no small children. Once he knows you, he enjoys sitting on your lap getting pets and then running around playing with toys. He shows good potential with other dogs. Corbitt can’t wait to be part of a family!

Wednesday, 12 February 2014 09:31

Crystabelle

 

Crystabelle is 6 years old and is described by volunteers as a super sweet mellow lap cat. She is a little on the overweight side, so to help with her weight loss she gets to run around our cat room in the morning and she loves to check on people to see if she can lend a paw. She loves attention and will nuzzle you to see if she can have a few pets. She has potential with the right cat, but would also do great getting all the love to herself. If you think that Crystabelle sounds like she could be a match for your family stop in today to meet this pretty lady.

Friday, 07 February 2014 09:45

"Stump the Chump"

 

The joke of the week is a classic reworked by Mike Jamison of Massillon:

Three nuns died at the same time, and find themselves at the Pearly Gates.
St. Peter says he can let them in but only after they answer a question correctly.

The first, 21, is asked who created the Ark? "Easy," she replies, "Noah." In she goes.

The second, only 23, is asked who carried the Ten Commandments down the mountain? "Why, Moses, of course!" and into Heaven she strides.

The third, at 85, thinks to herself "what a piece of cake." "What were Eve's first words to Adam?" asks St. Peter. She's stumped...hmmmm...finally mutters "boy oh boy, that's a hard one!" And the Gates opened....

Wednesday, 05 February 2014 09:17

Clint

 

Clint is a 2 year old Boxer / Pit Bull mix that weighs about 65 pounds. Clint gets along great with other dogs and has a wonderful mix of playful and laid-back energy. When he sees someone he knows, his whole body shimmies with excitement and you can’t help but have a huge smile on your face. He loves playing with toys, but enjoys being by your side getting pets just as much. Stop down and meet this handsome man today and we are sure he will wiggle his way right into your heart!

Wednesday, 05 February 2014 09:16

John

 

John is around 10 months old & everything you could possibly want in a kitty companion! He is sweet & affectionate but also loves to play. He can just be a little shy when adjusting to new surroundings & may need time to come completely out of his shell. Due to his initial shyness, he would do best in a home with no small children. He absolutely loves other cats & kittens & would be super happy to share his home with one (or even two)! He has potential with dog friends as well! Don't miss out on this wonderful guy, come see him today!

Wednesday, 05 February 2014 08:54

Passionate Lovers

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Women said men in this profession are the most passionate lovers!

Mechanics!!!

 

Frank from Parma knew it and wins tickets to see the Zips!!

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