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Jeff Kinzbach in the Morning (221)

Wednesday, 12 February 2014 09:32

Corbitt

 

Corbitt is a 4-5 years old Chihuahua mix that weighs about 8 pounds. He is a shy guy that takes some time to warm up with new people and because of this we recommend a home with no small children. Once he knows you, he enjoys sitting on your lap getting pets and then running around playing with toys. He shows good potential with other dogs. Corbitt can’t wait to be part of a family!

Wednesday, 12 February 2014 09:31

Crystabelle

 

Crystabelle is 6 years old and is described by volunteers as a super sweet mellow lap cat. She is a little on the overweight side, so to help with her weight loss she gets to run around our cat room in the morning and she loves to check on people to see if she can lend a paw. She loves attention and will nuzzle you to see if she can have a few pets. She has potential with the right cat, but would also do great getting all the love to herself. If you think that Crystabelle sounds like she could be a match for your family stop in today to meet this pretty lady.

Friday, 07 February 2014 09:45

"Stump the Chump"

 

The joke of the week is a classic reworked by Mike Jamison of Massillon:

Three nuns died at the same time, and find themselves at the Pearly Gates.
St. Peter says he can let them in but only after they answer a question correctly.

The first, 21, is asked who created the Ark? "Easy," she replies, "Noah." In she goes.

The second, only 23, is asked who carried the Ten Commandments down the mountain? "Why, Moses, of course!" and into Heaven she strides.

The third, at 85, thinks to herself "what a piece of cake." "What were Eve's first words to Adam?" asks St. Peter. She's stumped...hmmmm...finally mutters "boy oh boy, that's a hard one!" And the Gates opened....

Wednesday, 05 February 2014 09:17

Clint

 

Clint is a 2 year old Boxer / Pit Bull mix that weighs about 65 pounds. Clint gets along great with other dogs and has a wonderful mix of playful and laid-back energy. When he sees someone he knows, his whole body shimmies with excitement and you can’t help but have a huge smile on your face. He loves playing with toys, but enjoys being by your side getting pets just as much. Stop down and meet this handsome man today and we are sure he will wiggle his way right into your heart!

Wednesday, 05 February 2014 09:16

John

 

John is around 10 months old & everything you could possibly want in a kitty companion! He is sweet & affectionate but also loves to play. He can just be a little shy when adjusting to new surroundings & may need time to come completely out of his shell. Due to his initial shyness, he would do best in a home with no small children. He absolutely loves other cats & kittens & would be super happy to share his home with one (or even two)! He has potential with dog friends as well! Don't miss out on this wonderful guy, come see him today!

Wednesday, 05 February 2014 08:54

Passionate Lovers

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Women said men in this profession are the most passionate lovers!

Mechanics!!!

 

Frank from Parma knew it and wins tickets to see the Zips!!

Monday, 03 February 2014 09:19

What do kids not know?

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DO YOU HAVE A CLUE? 60% of kids aged 2 to 5 don't know this. What is it? Their address!! Congrats to John from Akron...he wants to go to the Hot Rod show.

Monday, 16 June 2014 20:00

What did YOU do over the weekend?

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Do you have a clue?

10% of Americans went to one of these over the weekend. What was it?

 

A garage sale!

 

Congrats to Mike from Tallmadge, he wins Comedy Zone tickets to the Rocksino!

Wednesday, 29 January 2014 10:48

Appleby


Appleby is a PIt Bull mix that was born around June 2013 and currently weighs about 30 pounds (but still has some growing left to do). She is a happy and energetic girl that loves to get pets and play with toys. She seems to get along well with other dogs. Visit the PHSGA today ask to meet this special lady!

Wednesday, 29 January 2014 10:47

Cornflake and Rockefeller

 

Cornflake and Rockefeller are a 6 month dynamic duo that have been best buds since arriving at the shelter. Due to their incredible bond we would prefer that they stay together. They are every bit energetic and playful like kittens. They love to play with toy mice and even occasionally steal toys from their neighbors cage. They are a lot of fun and would provide endless entertainment in the home. They are still shy with humans and need a home that is willing to be patient with them while they get comfortable in their environment and learn to trust. That could take weeks or even over a month to become 100% comfortable in a new home with new surroundings. They are definitely worth the extra TLC, just stop in and meet them and see for yourself!

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