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Jeff Kinzbach in the Morning (259)

Wednesday, 25 June 2014 08:58

Peggy

 

Peggy is an energetic and loving 8-9 week old kitten. She loves playing with just about any toy and winds down by snuggling and getting some pets. Peggy gets along well with other cats and is a goofy girl that makes you laugh. If you are looking for a kitten friend stop down and visit Peggy or the many other kittens or cats currently at PHSGA that are looking for their forever families! In honor of June being “Adopt a Shelter Cat” month, we are offering reduced adoption fees on all cats and kittens to approved applicants. Kittens under the age of six months will be $50 and cats above six months will be $20. All animals are spayed/neutered, up to date on vaccines, micro-chipped and include a 30 day free trial of pet insurance.

Wednesday, 18 June 2014 12:52

Harris

 

Harris is a 9 year old Golden Retriever mix that weighs about 45 pounds. This sweet and happy boy is full of playful energy so don't let his age fool you. He gets along well with most dogs and already knows sit and shake and would love to learn even more. This sweet boy wants nothing more than a loving home to call his very own! If you think that this Golden boy can spend his golden years living with you, stop down and meet this handsome man today!

Wednesday, 18 June 2014 12:51

BatCat

 

Bat Cat was born on April 16th, 2014 and arrived at the PHSGA with his mom and 5 other siblings. He just came back from foster care and is now ready to find this forever home! He is an energetic kitten who gets along well with other cats. He loves playing with toys and is a spunky and animated little guy that loves to make you laugh. If you are looking for a kitten friend stop down and visit Bat Cat or the many other kittens or cats currently at PHSGA that are looking for their forever families! In honor of June being “Adopt a Shelter Cat” month, we are offering reduced adoption fees on all cats and kittens to approved applicants. Kittens under the age of six months will be $50 and cats above six months will be $20. All animals are spayed/neutered, up to date on vaccines, micro-chipped and include a 30 day free trial of pet insurance.

Wednesday, 11 June 2014 09:11

Jillie

 

 

Jillie is an energetic and loving 8-9 week old kitten. She loves playing with just about any toy and winds down by snuggling and getting some pets. Jillie gets along well with other cats and is a goofy girl that makes you laugh. If you are looking for a kitten friend stop down and visit Jillie or the many other kittens or cats currently at PHSGA that are looking for their forever families! In honor of June being “Adopt a Shelter Cat” month, we are offering reduced adoption fees on all cats and kittens to approved applicants. Kittens under the age of six months will be $50 and cats above six months will be $20. All animals are spayed/neutered, up to date on vaccines, micro-chipped and include a 30 day free trial of pet insurance.

Wednesday, 11 June 2014 09:10

Tina

 

 

Tina is a 5-6 year old Beagle mix that weighs about 35 pounds. This little lady arrived at the PHSGA after her owner passed away and there was no one left to care for her. She gets along well with most dog and came in with Gwen and Fitz (who are also up for adoption). Tina is definitely one smart cookie and already knows sit, down, shake, high 5, speak and sit pretty!! She still has a lot of spunk for her age and loves playing with toys. Tina can't wait to be part of a family again!

Wednesday, 04 June 2014 08:39

Fatts and Apple

 

Fatts and Apple are a very bonded father and daughter pair that are required to be adopted out together. They arrived at the PHSGA when their owner passed away and there was no one left to care for them. Fatts is the daddy and he is around 7-8 years old and Apple is around 6 years old. They are a cross between a Pekingese and a Pomeranian, which is referred to as a Peek-a-Pom (these are NOT hypoallergenic breeds). Fatts, is the bigger of the two, but can be a little more shy when first meeting new people. It doesn't take long for this adorable duo to warm up and then they are ready to run around playing with each other and toys. After a good play session it's then time to crash on your lap for some pets and TLC. They have potential with other dogs and would do best in a home with no small children. Fatts and Apple can't wait to become part of a family again, so if you think you have room in your home and heart for this precious pair, stop by the Humane Society today to meet them!

Wednesday, 04 June 2014 08:38

Mocha

 

Mocha is an energetic and loving 10 week old kitten. She loves playing with just about any toy and then wind down by snuggling and getting some pets. Mocha gets along well with other cats. If you are looking for a kitten friend stop down and visit Mocha or the many other kittens or cats currently at PHSGA that are looking for their forever families! In honor of June being “Adopt a Shelter Cat” month, we are offering reduced adoption fees on all cats and kittens to approved applicants. Kittens under the age of six months will be $50 and cats above s...ix months will be $20. All animals are spayed/neutered, up to date on vaccines, micro-chipped and include a 30 day free trial of pet insurance.

Wednesday, 28 May 2014 09:58

Gypsy

 

Gypsy is a 4-5 year old Pit Bull mix that weighs about 40 pounds. This pretty lady arrived at the PHSGA with an eye injury. Unfortunately, we were unable to save her eye, so now she is always winking at adopters and wagging her tail as they visit her at her kennel door. This happy girl has potential with the right dog and is ready to find a family to cuddle up with and get some love. If you are wondering if Gypsy is the dog for your stop in and meet this special girl today!

Wednesday, 28 May 2014 09:57

Joey

 

Joey is a beautiful 10-12 week old female kitty waiting to find her purrrfect home. She is a lovable and spunky girl, that enjoys playing with toys and getting as many pets as you can spare. She arrived with 8 other siblings and most have found their forever families and Joey is hoping her turn is next! The PHSGA has many kittens currently available for adoption so stop in today and see if you can find that purrrfect match!

Friday, 23 May 2014 10:23

"Where the hell have you been?"

 

Joke of the Week comes from Larry Rogers of Canal Fulton:

A married man is having an affair with his secretary. One day their passion takes them to her house, and after a wild afternoon they fall asleep. He wakes up, sees the clock and knows he's in big trouble. So he tells his girlfriend to take his shoes outside and rub them in the grass and dirt. He slips them on and heads for home.

His wife is waiting. "Where the hell have you been," she yells.
"Well, honey, I cannot lie. I spent the entire afternoon making love with my secretary. We woke up late and I'm just getting home."

She glanced down at his shoes and says "you lying bastard! You've been playing golf!!"

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