Joke of the Week comes from Larry Rogers of Canal Fulton:
A married man is having an affair with his secretary. One day their passion takes them to her house, and after a wild afternoon they fall asleep. He wakes up, sees the clock and knows he's in big trouble. So he tells his girlfriend to take his shoes outside and rub them in the grass and dirt. He slips them on and heads for home.
His wife is waiting. "Where the hell have you been," she yells.
"Well, honey, I cannot lie. I spent the entire afternoon making love with my secretary. We woke up late and I'm just getting home."
She glanced down at his shoes and says "you lying bastard! You've been playing golf!!"
The joke of the week is a classic reworked by Mike Jamison of Massillon:
Three nuns died at the same time, and find themselves at the Pearly Gates.
St. Peter says he can let them in but only after they answer a question correctly.
The first, 21, is asked who created the Ark? "Easy," she replies, "Noah." In she goes.
The second, only 23, is asked who carried the Ten Commandments down the mountain? "Why, Moses, of course!" and into Heaven she strides.
The third, at 85, thinks to herself "what a piece of cake." "What were Eve's first words to Adam?" asks St. Peter. She's stumped...hmmmm...finally mutters "boy oh boy, that's a hard one!" And the Gates opened....