Friday, 28 July 2017 10:42

Joke of the Week 7/28/17

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Wayne Milliken hits us up for the $25 Speedway card from Klaben Auto for this beauty.

Man walks into a bar one night, sits at the bar and asks the bartender for his best beer. Bartender says no problem. The guy drinks it and the bartender says that will be a penny.

The man looks puzzled but gladly pays the penny.

15 minutes later the man asks the bartender to bring him the best steak on the menu.

The bartender says "I’ll bring you a 15 oz filet, and give you a free bottle of Dom Perignon champagne to wash it down. Just give me one dollar for the meal."

The man goes "Hey these prices can’t be legit! Let me speak to the owner!!!"

The bartender replies ”...the owner’s not here… he's with my girlfriend.”

"What's he doing with your girlfriend?"

The bartender replies :THE SAME THING I'M DOING WITH HIS BUSINESS!!"

 

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