Friday, 09 June 2017 11:39

Joke of the Week 6/9/17

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Deborah from Cleveland with a literal oldie and goodie for The Works from Klaben Auto!

A little old lady asks her doctor if there are any Viagra pills for her elderly husband.
"Yes," the doc says, "there are three different strengths: 20% , which lifts it up a little bit; 50%, which makes it stand up half way; and 100%, which makes it touch the ceiling."

"Oh", says the woman,"I'll take the 20% pill please."

The doc shrugs his shoulders and says, "the 20% pill won't do much for you sex life, love."

To which the old woman replies, "no, I know that, but it'll stop him peeing on his damn slippers!"

 

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