Friday, 14 April 2017 10:07

Joke of the Week 4/14/17

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Joke of the week!! Thanks to Barb from Lakemore. She wins THE WORKS from any of the Klaben Auto Stores in Kent!! 
Three people, 2 men and 1 woman, and their dogs are in the Vets waiting room in Pittsburgh. The first man's dog asked the second man's dog what he's there for. "They are putting me down," he says.
 
Oh no, says the first dog, why? The second dog says, "Well, you see...I've been chasing the Postman for years. Yesterday, I finally caught him, and bit him. So, I'm going to be put to sleep"
 
The second dog says, "well, my master just completely remodeled the inside of his house. I didn't like it because my scent wasn't anywhere, anymore. So, when he went to bed last night, I peed on everything I could find, to get my scent back. This morning, my master found out what I had done, so he is putting me to sleep also."
 
The third dog said, "this is my masters new girlfriend. She runs around the house all the time without her clothes. So, this morning, as she was getting out of the shower, and bent over to wipe up the water on the floor. I jumped on her." 
 
The other dogs say, " so that's why they are putting you to sleep?" 
 
No, says the dog, "she is bringing me here to get my toenails clipped!"
 
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