Tony from Orrville scores Joke of the Week with his lineup of Christmas one-liners -- and that's got Tony the Klaben Works!
- What did the kid with two broken arms and two broken legs get for Christmas? A skateboard!
- Why did the snowman have a big smile on his face? Because the snow blower was coming down the street.
- Why was Santa upset over the sweater he got for Christmas? Because he was hoping for a screamer or a moaner.
- As I was paying the cashier for my Christmas tree, he asked "Are you going to put that up yourself?" I replied "no, you sick dog. I'm putting it up in the living room."
Merry Christmas, and to all a ROCKIN' night!