Today's jokes comes from Randall Hildebrand.... It was also voted JOKE OF THE WEEK!
Today's joke is from Klaylene Carpenter. This one also won Joke Of The Week!
This joke from Ron Cogan was good enough to earn Joke Of The Week!
Joke of the Week winner is Joe Immler of Akron. He wins The Works from The Klaben Auto Stores in Kent!! Here's his joke:
A Navy fighter pilot had to crash land his plane on a carrier. It was quite a wreck and he woke up a week later in the hospital, in severe pain. He found himself in the ICU with tubes and IV drips in both arms, a breathing mask, and wires monitoring every function and a nurse hovering over him. It was obvious he was in a life threatening situation.
The nurse gave him a serious look, straight into his eyes.
Knowing he was not only a fighter pilot but a sailor,she spoke to him softly and slowly,enunciating each word:
"You may not feel anything from the waist down."
Somehow he managed to mumble in reply, "OK then,
Can you take off your blouse?