Teacher is holding "What Does Your Daddy Do Day"; little Suzie said her Daddy was a firefighter and helped people.
Little Jimmy said his Daddy was a police officer and he helped people, too.
But little Billy responded "my Daddy works as an exotic danger at an all-nude cabaret. He dances and sometimes acts as an escort for desperate women."
The teacher immediately sweeps Billy into the hallways, composes herself and says "Billy, is that true?"
"Nah," he replies, "my Daddy works in the front office of the Cleveland Browns. I'm just too embarrassed to say in front of the class."