Melinda Drehs of North Royalton scores with WONE's Joke of the Week for "The Works" from Klaben Auto Stores.
Once upon a time, a Prince asked the Princess "will you marry me" and she shockingly said NO! And the Prince lived happily ever after, riding motorcycles and dating skinny, long-legged full-breasted women half his age. He hunted and fished and raced cars, spending free time in nudie bars drinking whiskey, beer and Captain Morgan. He never paid a cent in child support, never heard a nagging word, at spam and potato chips and bean dip whenever he wanted -- passing gas when he felt like it. He was never cheater on, all his friends and family thought he was cool. He had tons of money in the bank and never had to put the toilet seat down.
The End. (hey, it IS a fairy tale!)