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Thanks to Craig Rees of Tallmadge for the Joke of the Week!

 

Last night he dreamt he was in heaven, and saw former President Bush tied to the ugliest girl he'd ever seen.

Why?

God responded "He lied, he cheated and he stole from my people. He'll spend eternity like that."

Then Craig saw President Obama, tied up to an even uglier girl!

"He lied, he cheated and he stole from my people," said God.

Then Craig spotted WONE's Steeler Jim, tied to the most beautiful supermodel he'd ever seen.

What did Steeler Jim do, Craig asked? God sighed; "Steeler Jim didn't do anything. But the supermodel lied, cheated and stole...."

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The joke of the week is a classic reworked by Mike Jamison of Massillon:

Three nuns died at the same time, and find themselves at the Pearly Gates.
St. Peter says he can let them in but only after they answer a question correctly.

The first, 21, is asked who created the Ark? "Easy," she replies, "Noah." In she goes.

The second, only 23, is asked who carried the Ten Commandments down the mountain? "Why, Moses, of course!" and into Heaven she strides.

The third, at 85, thinks to herself "what a piece of cake." "What were Eve's first words to Adam?" asks St. Peter. She's stumped...hmmmm...finally mutters "boy oh boy, that's a hard one!" And the Gates opened....

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