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Joke of the Week comes from Larry Rogers of Canal Fulton:

A married man is having an affair with his secretary. One day their passion takes them to her house, and after a wild afternoon they fall asleep. He wakes up, sees the clock and knows he's in big trouble. So he tells his girlfriend to take his shoes outside and rub them in the grass and dirt. He slips them on and heads for home.

His wife is waiting. "Where the hell have you been," she yells.
"Well, honey, I cannot lie. I spent the entire afternoon making love with my secretary. We woke up late and I'm just getting home."

She glanced down at his shoes and says "you lying bastard! You've been playing golf!!"

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The Joke of the Week comes from Jeff Hawkins of Norton:

The Italian virgin bride is nervous so she brings her mother with her on her wedding night.
She says "Momma, itsa disgusting, I donta wanta do it."
Her mother says "I know itsa disgusting, but itsa your job now."

So the daughter goes up to the bedroom where she sees her husband without his shirt.
She immediately comes back down and says "Momma, itsa disgusting, no way..."
but her Mamma interrupts here and says "Itsa your job, get back up there."

The new bride obeys, but this time sees her husband as he's taking off his shoes. She sees one foot is disfigured, only half remains after an accident. She immediately returns and says "Mamma, I cannot doa this. He's so hairy, and he's got a foot and a half."

At that point her mother says "You steppa to the side, this job is for Mamma."

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