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Dave Pelton scores with the WONE Joke of the Week:

 

Group of Pittsburgh bikers are out on a run when they see a beautiful woman about to jump off a bridge. Harry, their leader, gets off his Harley and walks past the state trooper trying to talk her down. "Hey baby, whatcha doin'?"

She responds she's despondent and going to end her life. Not wanting to appear insensitive, Harry also doesn't want to miss being a legend.

"Well," he growls, "before you jump, Honey Babe, why don't you give Big Harry your best last kiss." She does. They do. Deep and passionate.

After they finished onlookers applauded, even the trooper gave his thumbs up. Harry said "that was the best kiss I ever had, Honey! You're a real talent, Sugar Shorts. You'd be famous riding with me! Why the hell are you even THINKING of suicide?"

She replied "Cause...my parents don't like me dressing up like a girl."

It's unclear whether she jumped or was pushed.

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Joke of the Week comes from Larry Rogers of Canal Fulton:

A married man is having an affair with his secretary. One day their passion takes them to her house, and after a wild afternoon they fall asleep. He wakes up, sees the clock and knows he's in big trouble. So he tells his girlfriend to take his shoes outside and rub them in the grass and dirt. He slips them on and heads for home.

His wife is waiting. "Where the hell have you been," she yells.
"Well, honey, I cannot lie. I spent the entire afternoon making love with my secretary. We woke up late and I'm just getting home."

She glanced down at his shoes and says "you lying bastard! You've been playing golf!!"

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