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Melinda Drehs of North Royalton scores with WONE's Joke of the Week for "The Works" from Klaben Auto Stores.

Once upon a time, a Prince asked the Princess "will you marry me" and she shockingly said NO! And the Prince lived happily ever after, riding motorcycles and dating skinny, long-legged full-breasted women half his age. He hunted and fished and raced cars, spending free time in nudie bars drinking whiskey, beer and Captain Morgan. He never paid a cent in child support, never heard a nagging word, at spam and potato chips and bean dip whenever he wanted -- passing gas when he felt like it. He was never cheater on, all his friends and family thought he was cool. He had tons of money in the bank and never had to put the toilet seat down.

The End. (hey, it IS a fairy tale!)

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The Joke of the Week comes from Steeler Jim: Henry and Martha are celebrating 50 years of marriage. He takes her hand, thanks her for their years together but asks if she's ever been unfaithful. She pauses and answers, yes, three times, but always for a good reason. "What could those reasons be," he asked with pain in his voice? She replied "well, the first time remember when we couldn't pay the mortgage and we were going to lose our first house? I went to the banker and the next day we got a loan extension?" Yes, he said, "I remember and that's a good reason. I forgive you. And the second?" She answered "Remember when your heart gave out, and we had no money but the doctor performed the surgery for free?" Yes, he said, "I remember and that's a good reason. I forgive you. And the third?

"Well," she nodded. "Remember when you ran for president of your golf club, and you needed 73 more votes?"

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