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Joke of the Week courtesy Todd Rutledge:

A mother and her very young son are flying Southwest Airlines home from Kansas City to Pittsburgh (the t is silent) when the boy asks "If big dogs have baby dogs, and big cats have baby cats, why don't big airplanes have baby airplanes?"

Mom can't think of an answer so she instructs her boy to toddle down the aisle and ask the flight attendant, which he does. She smiled despite being busy and said "did your Mom tell you to ask me?"

The boy replied she did. "Well then, go tell your Mama there are no baby airplanes because Southwest always pulls out on time. Have your Mom explain that to you."

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Joke of the Week from Tom Bruce of Boston Heights:

even as a child, the boy always wanted to be a Texas lawman.
The boy grew into a strapping young man: 6'5", 240, eyes like an eagle and the aim to match.
So first chance he applied with the Southwest Texas Sheriff's Department. He passed all the tests but on his last interview the Chief Deputy said there was one more, an "Attitude Suitability Test" before he could be accepted.

"We just don't let anyone carry our badge, son," said the Deputy. Sliding a pistol and box of ammo across the desk, the Chief said "take this pistol and go out and shoot six meth dealers, six terrorists, six lawyers, six illegal aliens, six whiney and wimpy politicians and a rabbit."

The applicant responded: "why the rabbit?"
"You pass," said the Chief. "When can you start."

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