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Joke of the Week from Tom Bruce of Boston Heights:

even as a child, the boy always wanted to be a Texas lawman.
The boy grew into a strapping young man: 6'5", 240, eyes like an eagle and the aim to match.
So first chance he applied with the Southwest Texas Sheriff's Department. He passed all the tests but on his last interview the Chief Deputy said there was one more, an "Attitude Suitability Test" before he could be accepted.

"We just don't let anyone carry our badge, son," said the Deputy. Sliding a pistol and box of ammo across the desk, the Chief said "take this pistol and go out and shoot six meth dealers, six terrorists, six lawyers, six illegal aliens, six whiney and wimpy politicians and a rabbit."

The applicant responded: "why the rabbit?"
"You pass," said the Chief. "When can you start."

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The joke of the week comes from Shani Cox of Ashland:

"Women have four different types of orgasms. The first one is the good one, when she screams;OH YES, The second is the bad one when she screams OH NO, The third is the religious one when she screams OH GOD. And the fourth one is the fake one when she screams OH STEELER JIM."

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