Chad Kalka's got our Joke of the Week and full disclaimer: no, the photo has NOTHING to do with the joke. Jeff and Ed just liked it.
So this big city Chicago lawyer's duck hunting in rural Wisconsin; he gets one but it falls behind a fence on private property in a farmer's field. He hops the fence to get it but the farmer drives up on his tractor and asks him just what he's doing. "I'm getting my bird," says the lawyer. "Well, not on my land," says the farmer. The lawyer says he's a high-powered attorney and he knows how to get what he wants. The farmer suggests a local tradition, the three-kick rule: they each get to kick each other three times until one surrenders, leaving a winner. The lawyer looks at the old farmer and figures he can take him.
The farmer gets to start: kick one from his steel-toed work boots (that's why we like the photo) goes right to the groin, dropping the lawyer. Kick two goes to the nose, nearly breaking it. Kick three to the kidneys, making the lawyer scream. But he staggers, ready for his kicks, when the farmer looks as says "Awww...I surrender. You win."