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The Joke of the Week courtesy Becky Estep of Canton:

guy in a bar is hammered, falls off his stool every couple of minutes.
So the bartender says to another customer "why don't you be a good Samaritan and get this guy home?"

So off they go, but it's not easy; the drunk is falling all over the place, has to be dragged in AND out of the car, even carried to the front door where his wife is waiting.

She looks at the pair, surveys the scene and says "thanks for bringing him home for me, but where's his wheelchair?"

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Thanks to Craig Rees of Tallmadge for the Joke of the Week!

 

Last night he dreamt he was in heaven, and saw former President Bush tied to the ugliest girl he'd ever seen.

Why?

God responded "He lied, he cheated and he stole from my people. He'll spend eternity like that."

Then Craig saw President Obama, tied up to an even uglier girl!

"He lied, he cheated and he stole from my people," said God.

Then Craig spotted WONE's Steeler Jim, tied to the most beautiful supermodel he'd ever seen.

What did Steeler Jim do, Craig asked? God sighed; "Steeler Jim didn't do anything. But the supermodel lied, cheated and stole...."

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