Joke of the Week:
Michael McDonald of Massillon tells us police were called to an apartment and found a woman holding a bloody 5-iron standing over a lifeless man.
The detective asks "Ma'am, is that your husband?" She sobs yes. "Did you hit him with that golf club," he asks?
"Yes, yes I did," she answers, dropping the club and putting her hands to her face.
"How many times did you hit him," the officer asks.
"I don't know," she replies, "put me down for five."