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Thinking of Suicide?

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Dave Pelton scores with the WONE Joke of the Week:

 

Group of Pittsburgh bikers are out on a run when they see a beautiful woman about to jump off a bridge. Harry, their leader, gets off his Harley and walks past the state trooper trying to talk her down. "Hey baby, whatcha doin'?"

She responds she's despondent and going to end her life. Not wanting to appear insensitive, Harry also doesn't want to miss being a legend.

"Well," he growls, "before you jump, Honey Babe, why don't you give Big Harry your best last kiss." She does. They do. Deep and passionate.

After they finished onlookers applauded, even the trooper gave his thumbs up. Harry said "that was the best kiss I ever had, Honey! You're a real talent, Sugar Shorts. You'd be famous riding with me! Why the hell are you even THINKING of suicide?"

She replied "Cause...my parents don't like me dressing up like a girl."

It's unclear whether she jumped or was pushed.

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