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The Joke of the Week comes from Jeff Hawkins of Norton:
The Italian virgin bride is nervous so she brings her mother with her on her wedding night.
She says "Momma, itsa disgusting, I donta wanta do it."
Her mother says "I know itsa disgusting, but itsa your job now."
So the daughter goes up to the bedroom where she sees her husband without his shirt.
She immediately comes back down and says "Momma, itsa disgusting, no way..."
but her Mamma interrupts here and says "Itsa your job, get back up there."
The new bride obeys, but this time sees her husband as he's taking off his shoes. She sees one foot is disfigured, only half remains after an accident. She immediately returns and says "Mamma, I cannot doa this. He's so hairy, and he's got a foot and a half."
At that point her mother says "You steppa to the side, this job is for Mamma."