Joke of the Week!
- May the Schwartz Be With You
- Kansas City to Pittsburgh
- When Can You Start?
- 4 Different Kinds of...
- Thinking of Suicide?
- "Where the hell have you been?"
- Mamma Said...
- HOT COFFEE!
- Matrimonial Duties
- OVI checkpoint
- 7 for the price of 1
- The Family Car
- Thanks for bringing him home...
- Pretty Tied Up
- "Stump the Chump"
- Nurse, help me!
- Joke of the Week: the picture has nothing to do with the joke!
- Brad from Cleveland scores with this Joke of the Week:
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The joke of the week comes from James Midolo of New London -- and it's seven for the price of one!
My sister-in-law sat on my glasses and broke them. It was my own fault - I should have taken them off.
I spent a couple of hours defrosting the fridge last night ... or "foreplay" as she likes to call it.
After both suffering from depression for a while, my wife and I were going to commit suicide yesterday. But strangely enough, once she killed herself - I started to feel a lot better. So I thought – the hell with it !!!
I woke up this morning at 8 am, and could smell something was wrong. I got downstairs and found the wife face down on the kitchen floor - not breathing! I panicked. I didn't know what to do. Then I remembered McDonalds serves breakfast until 10:00.
The other night my wife asked me how many women I'd slept with. I told her, "Only you. All the others kept me awake all night!"
I walked out the front door, she screamed, "I wish you a slow and painful death, you bastard!" "Oh," I replied, "so now you want me to stay?!"
I've just installed strobe lights in the bedroom. It makes the wife look like she's moving during sex!