Joke of the Week:
Rod Strobel of Canton with the story of the undertaker working on an elderly gentleman named Schwartz, when he notices the large...member. He's never seen anything like it, and because Mr. Schwartz ordered he be cremated he thought it was a shame to let such a magnificent manhood go to ashes. So he carefully and surgically removes it, and puts it in his briefcase. When he arrives home, he can't wait to show his wife. "You won't believe what I came across today at work," he proudly declares, opening the briefcase. "Oh my God," she shrieks. "Schwartz is dead!"
If football is truly going to the dogs along the lakefront, then let's see some swagger when it comes to predicting when the latest mascot for a local sports team does his business. What game will Swagger officially decide to properly fertilize the still-unfrozen tundra? Pick a game; entrants who correctly choose the right game when Swagger does his duty form the pool from which we'll make one choice, at random, to win a Swag Bag from 97.5 WONE that truly says "we're number two" -- even though we're one. CLICK HERE TO PLAY!
Ms. Fluff is an energetic and loving 8-9 week old kitten.
She loves playing with just about any toy and winds down by snuggling and getting some pets.
Ms. Fluff gets along well with other cats and is a goofy girl that makes you laugh.
If you are looking for a kitten friend stop down and visit Ms. Fluff or the many other kittens or cats currently at PHSGA that are looking for their forever families!
Chives is a 5 year old Chihuahua mix that weighs about 10 pounds. He has potential with the right dog and would do best in an adult only home. Chives is shy when first meeting some new people, but with a slow introduction and some yummy treat he starts warming up. When this handsome little man knows you, he loves getting pets and playing with squeaky toys.
The Browns will host their intrasquad scrimmage at 11:30 a.m. on Saturday, Aug. 2 at University of Akron’s InfoCision Stadium, with gates opening at 10:30 a.m. To attend the free event, Browns fans can register for general-admission tickets by visiting w.ClevelandBrowns.com, beginning at 10 a.m. Thursday. Individuals have the opportunity to request up to six seats, as space permits. Fans are encouraged to contact the Browns ticket office directly (440-891-5050) with questions. Cleveland will welcome its fans from Akron, Northeast Ohio and throughout the region with special family-friendly pre-game and postgame activities. From 9:30-11:30 a.m., the team will set up entertaining fan-engagement elements on Vine Street, including a Browns alumni autograph area (10-11 a.m.), a zip line, inflatables, face-painting stations and a food court. The location will also hold a First and Ten booth, the tea [ ... ]