Jeff Kinzbach in the Morning (150)

Wednesday, 26 August 2015 14:59

Meet JJ & Buddy

cat jj   buddy pug1

Meet JJ! This little boy is around 2-3 months old and loves to play with toys and be pet! JJ is social with other cats and would love a home to call his own! Please stop by our shelter and ask to meet JJ today! With currently over 300 cats and kittens at Pawsibilities, Humane Society of Greater Akron we are sure we can help you find that purrrfect match. Right now we have special adoptions prices with cats (over 6 months) are only $25, kittens are only $40 (or 2 for $60), with application approval.

Buddy is a 5 year old Puggle mix that weighs about 25 pounds. This handsome man can be shy when first meeting some new people but after a few yummy treats and just a little time he is ready to start getting pets and becoming friends. Buddy would do best in a home with no small children and seems to get along well with most other dogs and has even lived with cats. Once Buddy knows you, he enjoys getting pets and playing with toys with a perfect mix of playfulness and cuddliness. If you are looking for a new furry friend stop in and meet Buddy today!

PAWSibilities®, Humane Society of Greater Akron
330-487-0333 | Toll Free: 1 (888) LUV-THEM
www.summithumane.org

Friday, 21 August 2015 14:42

Joke Of The Week 8/21

97.5 WONE-FM's photo.Kimberly Cefaratti of Aurora wins Joke of the Week and that $50 Speedway gift card from Klaben Auto.

Two guys -- one old, one young -- are pushing their carts in the grocery store when they collide. The elderly man apologizes profusely, saying he was distracted looking for his wife. The younger man says no problem, he's looking for his wife, too.

The elderly man says "Well, maybe I can you you find her. What does she look like?"

"She's 37, tall, with red hair, blue eyes, long legs and wearing a tank top with short white shorts," the younger man replies. "What does your wife look like?"

The elderly man takes a moment before replying. "It doesn't matter. Let's look for yours."

Wednesday, 19 August 2015 13:54

Meet Lady, Gizmo & Smoothie

lady1    smooth and giz2

Lady is a 9 year old Terrier mix that weighs only about 10 pounds. This sweetheart of a girl has a gentle and easy-going personality. She doesn't seem to mind other dogs but enjoys them best when they are as calm as her. Lady loves getting pets and being by your side. She walks well on the leash and enjoys going on walks. If you think this loveable Lady sounds like she may be a match for your home, she can't wait to meet you today! 

Gizmo and Smoothie are a 10 week old brother and sister pair that are looking for their forever family. If you are searching for two fabulous felines, this dynamic duo may just may be the perfect pair you have been looking for! These two are fun, playful and affectionate and love pets as much as toys. With currently over 300 cats and kittens at Pawsibilities, Humane Society of Greater Akron we are sure we can help you find that purrrfect match. Right now we have special adoptions prices with cats (over 6 months) are only $25, kittens are only $40 (or 2 for $60), with application approval.

PAWSibilities®, Humane Society of Greater Akron
330-487-0333 | Toll Free: 1 (888) LUV-THEM
www.summithumane.org

Friday, 14 August 2015 13:57

Joke Of The Week 8/14

97.5 WONE-FM's photo.A minister, a priest and a rabbi went for a hike one day. It was very hot. They were sweating and exhausted when they came upon a small lake.

Since it was fairly secluded, they took off all their clothes and jumped into the water. Feeling refreshed, the trio decided to pick a few berries while enjoying their "freedom."

As they were crossing an open area, who should come along but a group of ladies from town. Unable to get to their clothes in time, the minister and the priest covered their privates and the rabbi covered his face while they ran for cover.

After the ladies had left and the men got their clothes back on, the minister and the priest asked the rabbi why he covered his face rather than his privates.

The rabbi replied, "I don't know about you, but in my congregation, it's my face they would recognize."

Wednesday, 12 August 2015 13:56

Meet Graystone & Milo

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Graystone is around a year old and was brought to us by our Humane Officers with several of his feline friends. Graystone is a sweet boy who may take time adjusting to new people and places. Once Graystone comes out of his shell, he will roll around asking for pets and love! This sweet boy has a playful side and enjoys various types of toys. Graystone seems to do well with other cats and has potential with dogs. Due to his initial timidness a home without small children would be best for him. Graystone is looking forward to finding that "purr-fect" family to adopt him!

Milo is a 1 year old Papillion mix that weighs only about 8 pounds. This handsome little man is very nervous when first meeting new people but once he warms up he enjoys pets, playing and hanging out by your side. He is looking for an adult only and low traffic home with a patient family that has the time to show him that the world isn't a scary place. He has potential with other dogs and even shows good potential with cats! If you think you can be the forever family that Milo has been searching for, stop by the PHSGA today!

PAWSibilities®, Humane Society of Greater Akron
330-487-0333 | Toll Free: 1 (888) LUV-THEM
www.summithumane.org

Wednesday, 12 August 2015 13:52

Joke Of The Week 8/7

97.5 WONE-FM's photo.This Joke of the Week comes from Kimberly Cefaratti of Aurora, who scores a $50 Speedy Cash Card from Speedway and Klaben Auto Stores.

A VERY drunk woman is watching TV and starts yelling at the tube: "Don't go there! No! No! Don't go into the church, you idiot! Nooooo.....!"

Her husband, hearing all the commotion, finally asks "what are you watching?"

She looks straight at him: "Our wedding video."

Friday, 31 July 2015 14:32

Joke Of The Week 7/31

97.5 WONE-FM's photo.Joe Richards of Canton rocks the Joke of the Week prize of The Works from Klaben Auto with this gem...

One day as Steeler Jim was getting out of the shower, ne noticed his "package" had turned orange. He called the doctor, who booked an immediate appointment.

Well, the doctor had never seen anything like this before so he ran some tests. Jim spent the entire day at the doctor's office and they ran test after test but at the end of the ordeal the doctor said they were still no closer to an answer.

"I'm going to have to send you to a specialist," the doctor said, "but before I do can you tell me what you do for a living?"

"Well, mostly I spend my days on the couch," replied Jim, "watching porn and eating Cheetos."

Wednesday, 29 July 2015 13:46

Meet Lilly & Choo Choo

cat lilly   choo choo1

Lilly is a sweet, affectionate and playful 6 1/2 year old female who came to the shelter with several of her feline buddies. Lilly loves to be pet and loved on and will rub all around you soliciting for more and more pets! Some of Lilly's favorite toys are those filled or sprayed with catnip. She has a blast jumping around like a playful kitten when you give her a fun toy! Lilly does well with other cats and has potential with the right dog. Lilly can be slightly timid when first meeting her but once you start giving her gentle head pets she is like putty in your arms. Please stop by our shelter and ask to meet Lilly today!

Choo Choo is a 6 year old Cairn Terrier mix that weighs about 17 pounds. This unique looking boy with his signature under bite can't wait to find a forever family to call his very own! He would do best in an adult only home and seems to do well with other dogs. He is an easy-going guy looking for a quiet and relaxing place to call home. If you think you might Choo Choo Choose this one of a kind guy, stop by the PHSGA today!

PAWSibilities®, Humane Society of Greater Akron
330-487-0333 | Toll Free: 1 (888) LUV-THEM
www.summithumane.org

 

Wednesday, 22 July 2015 13:49

Meet Oki & Quicksand

oki2   cat quicksand

Oki is a 2 year old Pit Bull mix that weighs about 55 pounds. This little lady is a cuddle bug and wants nothing more than to be by your side. She will do best in a home as the only furry family member but she has all the love that you will need!! Oki has the perfect blend of being playful and then quickly transforming into a couch potato. She already knows sit, down, shake and high 5. If your thinking Oki dokie this is my girl stop down at the PHSGA and meet this lovely lady!

Meet Quicksand! This handsome and happy 3 month old kitten is in search of a forver home! He is a typical fun-loving, playful and sweet boy that has tons of love to give! Quicksand is just one of many kittens avaibale right now at Pawsibilities, Humane Society of Greater Akron! The kitten adoption fee is only $60 and that includes spayed or neutered, up to date on vaccines, FeLV/FIV tested and microchipped!! If you are in search for a fabulous feline, please stop by our shelter and ask to meet Quicksand or one of his many friends today!

PAWSibilities®, Humane Society of Greater Akron
330-487-0333 | Toll Free: 1 (888) LUV-THEM
www.summithumane.org

Friday, 17 July 2015 13:43

Joke Of The Week 7/17

97.5 WONE-FM's photo.Here's a Joke of the Week that'll get that Deere running! Jim Gibson of Akron scores The Works from Klaben for this gem.

The banker saw his old friend Tom, an eighty-year old rancher, in town.

Tom had lost his wife a year or so before and rumor had it that he was marrying a 'mail order' bride. Being a good friend, the banker asked Tom if the rumor was true. Tom assured him that it was. The banker then asked Tom the age of his new bride to be. Tom proudly said, She'll be twenty-one in November.'

Now the banker, being the wise man that he was, could see that the sexual appetite of a young woman could not be satisfied by an eighty-year- old man.

Wanting his old friend's remaining years to be happy the banker tactfully suggested that Tom should consider getting a hired hand to help him out on the ranch, knowing nature would take its own course.

Tom thought this was a good idea and said he would look for one that afternoon.

About four months later, the banker ran into Tom in town again. 'How's the new wife?', asked the banker. Tom proudly said, 'Good - she's pregnant.'

The banker, happy that his sage advice had worked out, continued, 'And how's the hired hand?'

Without hesitating, Tom said, 'She's pregnant too.'

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