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May the Schwartz Be With You

Written by Super User. Posted in Joke of the Week

Joke of the Week:

Rod Strobel of Canton with the story of the undertaker working on an elderly gentleman named Schwartz, when he notices the large...member. He's never seen anything like it, and because Mr. Schwartz ordered he be cremated he thought it was a shame to let such a magnificent manhood go to ashes. So he carefully and surgically removes it, and puts it in his briefcase. When he arrives home, he can't wait to show his wife. "You won't believe what I came across today at work," he proudly declares, opening the briefcase. "Oh my God," she shrieks. "Schwartz is dead!"